So, this is Chocolate week, an excuse to stuff yourself full of it?  But did you know that the blood in Psycho’s famous shower scene was actually chocolate syrup? Did you know that people who are allergic to chocolate are actually allergic to cockroaches, there being eight miniscule insect parts typically found in one bar! However, the Aztecs liked it so much they used it as currency, a monetary theft hilariously deemed ‘hot chocolate’. And, of course, the ultimate chocolate lover was Chewbacca from Star Wars. So much did he get stuck in his hair, that they re-categorised him as a Chocolate Chip Wookie!

WELL, now educated… eat thoughtfully!