I get up early morning and I sit up late,

for his mobile call I always have to wait.

Early starts each working day, overtime at night,

pick him up and put him down, I just don’t think it’s right!


I drive him to the doctors, drive him to the shops,

drive him here and there then back, it seems it never stops.

He treats me as a taxicab, but never leaves a tip,

but should I be late, miss his call, then he gives me lip!


I’ve used up fuel, used up oil, I hope my springs will hold,

I need a service, MOT, my car’s a wreck I’m told.

So, I’ve devised a clever plan, something he won’t like…

I’ll drive myself off into town and buy for him a bike!